Michelle Bomb

ABOUT ME: Joys: 1. ANIMALS- I love them. End of discussion. If you do not love animals...I do not love you. 2. Chocolate- the perfect drug. 3. Desserts- I mean really.... 4. Hats- I have about 25 of them. It is a sickness. 5. Laughing- I have the funniest group of friends in the world. If you don't make me laugh, then chances are you won't be hanging around too long. I like to act goofy 90% of my day...the other 10% is spent sleeping. 6. Cracker Barrel- I don't care what anyone has to say...this place is the bomb. Where else can you purchase cupcake plates and eat the dirty dirty south home cooked yummies? PLEASE. 7. Handlebar mustaches. I have a sick obsession with them. Sick. 8. Grabbing boobs- there is a reason they are called fun bags. 9. Big schlongs- ya gotta love em. 10. I like big butts and I cannot lie. To sum it up I like animals, eating, laughing, handlebar mustaches, hats and screwing. Just your average girl pretty much! THINGS THAT GROSS ME OUT OR ANNOY ME: 1. Bad kissers. 2. Sucking teeth...also falling into the oral category is chewing with your mouth open, popping gum, and picking teeth in public. GET SOME FUCKING MANNERS! 3. Smoking- nastiest habit ever. To my friends who smoke...if you ever smoke another cigarette around me I will be forced to choke you...because that is what it does to me. Smoke at least 100 yards away from me. 4. Bugs- ((((SHUDDER)))) especially spiders. Show less